At least they weren't no-hit, that's what I always say. Then I follow it with #getstrapped or whatever 50 Cent says now. This is not going to be out on a limb or anything, but celebrities were better when we had no idea what they were thinking. Imagine Liberace on Twitter in the 1950's, "YAASSS girl, I am here for this, sippin' my tea." Yo, Liberace, sure YAASSS Girl's a lot for a guy who was quoted in the Confidential as saying, "Mature Women Are Best: TV's Top Pianist Reveals What Kind of Woman He'd Marry." Maybe that would've been awesome. I don't know, I'm not a time traveler. However, if I were, I would've made sure everyone read my Blake Snell sleeper (segue, snitches!). (Isn't it weird present and past tense read are the same? Am I the only one that never guesses right? Any hoo!) Tis true that I didn't even expect Snell to be this dominant. Yesterday, he went 7 IP, 0 ER, 1 hit, 4 walks, 10 Ks, ERA at 2.31. He has the 7th best ERA, 19th best strikeout rate (10), 30th best xFIP (3.64), 13th best swinging strike rate (13) and 8th worst contact rates (71.2%). Super shorthand, if you're throwing pitches and hitters are not making contact, you're doing exactly what you should be doing. Hard to imagine his ERA staying quite that low all year, but he has made the jump to a top 15 starter, and maybe higher. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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