...what it is ain't exactly clear. You gotta stop, doctor, take an MRI, see if any ligaments gone awry. Cause this is just more signs of a local Harper unravelin'. His hustlin' got my ass wondering where Chris Colabello is in all of this crisis. Harper had game. We had Bryce Harper's game. Behind the game. Ah, you didn't know it was gonna be the Public Enemy remix. You know, hustle is a'ight when you're trying to keep your honey in check. Or when you're trying to make an airplane that leaves in fifteen minutes and you have to do a number two in the airport bathroom before you get on the plane. Hustling to such an extreme that it knocks you to the DL at least once a year is not cool. You're out of control, peckerwood! It sounds like he could miss as much as two months, but official word on how long he's gonna be out has not come out yet. Anyway, here's what else I saw this weekend in fantasy baseball:
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