A Buy Named Souza
Steamer/Razzball projections are at or near the top with the best projections in baseball. Not the best at our site, that's easy, they are. They're the best when people drop nerd science with...
View ArticleTwo Start Pitchers, Week 3: Jake Arrieta is a Mean Girl
This week's slate of two start pitchers reminds me of fire-crotched former hottie and child star Lindsey Lohan. So let's examine the parallels. No, they don't have whiney coked up fathers or unstable...
View ArticleWainwright Has One More W Than Healthy Achilles Heels
It seems loud and clear that the roof is closing on Adam Wainwright's season. If only he had a 3rd Achilles he could sub in! We should be able to have a schadenfreude party since I told everyone not to...
View ArticleCan You Give Me A Kluber?
True story: in a 15-team league last year, I toyed with dropping Corey Kluber in April. He was being dropped in multiple leagues, most shallower than mine. If you think I'm crazy as a loon wearing a...
View ArticleStrasafrazzled
"This is a smart decision by the Nationals franchise to not let Stephen Strasburg pitch in the playoffs," said every sports reporter two years ago. Let's try another one, Google, just give me the...
View ArticleRangers Do The Cha-Cha For Chi Chi, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 9
Who is Chi Chi Gonzalez? He's a pitcher I only really knew because of his incredible name (and seeing it a few times on prospect lists)... I knew almost nothing about this guy. So instead of doing any...
View ArticleRookie SP To Play Role Of Vincent Velasquez In Pulp Astro Fiction
His name is Bills because his parents were told at the hospital that you can't put an apostrophe in a name, and got mixed up when the nurse asked, "Whose birth certificate will this be?" and they said,...
View ArticleHeston In Planet Of The Aughts
When Chris Heston entered the 1st inning and said, "Keep your stupid bats off my pitches, you damn dirty Mets," we should've known we were in for a historic night. Or at least a histrionic one. I was...
View ArticleBe Right There, First Half To Finish This Post
As soon as you’re finished with this post, I want you to close your laptop, step outside and look at a bird in flight. Pick up a flower, breathe in its fragrance, sneeze from your allergies, wave to a...
View ArticleIs That M-Brant Still Baroque?
Yesterday, Michael Brantley went 4-for-5, 2 runs, 4 RBIs with his 7th homer. One big day for a 2nd rounder is more than Ian Desmond owners can say. Yes, everything's better when compared to Ian...
View ArticleTomas No Mas AAA
The Diamondbacks decided now is the time to call up Yasmany Tomas! Hold on, exclamation mark, let's examine. !, "Do we have to? I'm a sucker for excitement." Tomas was only hitting .190 in Triple-A. !,...
View ArticleA Buy Named Souza
Steamer/Razzball projections are at or near the top with the best projections in baseball. Not the best at our site, that's easy, they are. They're the best when people drop nerd science with...
View ArticleTwo Start Pitchers, Week 3: Jake Arrieta is a Mean Girl
This week's slate of two start pitchers reminds me of fire-crotched former hottie and child star Lindsey Lohan. So let's examine the parallels. No, they don't have whiney coked up fathers or unstable...
View ArticleWainwright Has One More W Than Healthy Achilles Heels
It seems loud and clear that the roof is closing on Adam Wainwright's season. If only he had a 3rd Achilles he could sub in! We should be able to have a schadenfreude party since I told everyone not to...
View ArticleCan You Give Me A Kluber?
True story: in a 15-team league last year, I toyed with dropping Corey Kluber in April. He was being dropped in multiple leagues, most shallower than mine. If you think I'm crazy as a loon wearing a...
View ArticleStrasafrazzled
"This is a smart decision by the Nationals franchise to not let Stephen Strasburg pitch in the playoffs," said every sports reporter two years ago. Let's try another one, Google, just give me the...
View ArticleRangers Do The Cha-Cha For Chi Chi, and the Top 100 Starting Pitchers, Week 9
Who is Chi Chi Gonzalez? He's a pitcher I only really knew because of his incredible name (and seeing it a few times on prospect lists)... I knew almost nothing about this guy. So instead of doing any...
View ArticleRookie SP To Play Role Of Vincent Velasquez In Pulp Astro Fiction
His name is Bills because his parents were told at the hospital that you can't put an apostrophe in a name, and got mixed up when the nurse asked, "Whose birth certificate will this be?" and they said,...
View ArticleHeston In Planet Of The Aughts
When Chris Heston entered the 1st inning and said, "Keep your stupid bats off my pitches, you damn dirty Mets," we should've known we were in for a historic night. Or at least a histrionic one. I was...
View ArticleBe Right There, First Half To Finish This Post
As soon as you’re finished with this post, I want you to close your laptop, step outside and look at a bird in flight. Pick up a flower, breathe in its fragrance, sneeze from your allergies, wave to a...
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